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Let a Perpetual River of Cash Flow By Your Gold Mine

We've been offering you the keys to your own gold mine all this week…

But now we turn our attention to something equally important: Income.

We're confident that gold will do what it must in the face of governments doing what they do…

But that doesn't mean we can ignore the necessity and security of income.

In just three simple steps, you could be eligible for 75 "work-free paychecks."

Each deposited directly into your account, automatically over the next 24 months.

This is "get paid while you sleep" money.

You don't work for a dime.

And you don't have to stop there.

You can keep tapping this stream of passive "paycheck" income for as long as you like.

Some people who do this retire early. Others pile the money on top of what they've already socked away, speeding up the growth of their nest egg.

It doesn't matter which you decide to do.

Either way, you start getting paid.

In fact, you can arrange for your first check to arrive just weeks from today. Possibly sooner, if you act quickly on what I'm about to show you.

How you spend your windfall is up to you.

Put the money aside. Or put the extra cash toward a new car... a vacation you've always wanted to take... tech toys for your den... or save it up to buy a second home.

Use the money to help put your grandchildren through school... or go back to school yourself and study something you love... make a fat donation toward a cause you believe in... or just leave the automatic deposits untouched, while you enjoy the security of knowing they will be there when you need them.

But whatever you do, you have to start somewhere.

Which is why I'm writing you today about a very unique opportunity that most Americans have ignored until very recently. It's a chance for you and anyone you care about to tap into what could be a lifetime of endless income.

Money you earn without thinking about it.

Using the same simple secret that some of America's wealthiest families have used not just to get very rich, but also to stay rich and get even richer, no matter what's happening in the grand economy or even on Wall Street.

This is not a "hot tip" headline secret.

It's not something most Americans even think much about. Or at least not something they've thought about much until recently, now that so many other options have run out.

What I'll do for you below is give you a glimpse of the three simple steps you can take ― steps many of America's financial elite take ― to open up a flow of this endless stream of income, directed straight into your bank account.

And then there's something I'll ask you to do for me. Something that could make you even more money, on top of the steady stream of checks you could soon see landing in your mailbox.

All this could start very soon for you, with your first checks arriving on these dates...

June 15, 2009*

June 26, 2009

June 30, 2009

July 1, 2009

July 15, 2009*

* "Double Payout" dates.

How easy is it to get this started?

This may be the best part...

"[This strategy] is the hidden key... [if more people did this], you would see a nation of happy investors whistling their way toward retirement."

― Lowell Miller, 3-time author and CNN commentator

One of the best aspects of this is how easy it is to set up.

About five minutes on the phone with your broker. And that's it.

No running to your computer screen at every market blip. No taking notes or getting a ball in your throat every time the mainstream media flog amateur investors with the latest headlines.

No lying awake at night, staring at the ceiling. No anxious ticker tracking, phone dialing or running back and forth to the fax machine or your e-mail inbox.

All you do is wind up what I like to call the "paycheck portfolio" approach I reveal to you below... and let it do its thing. The checks should start arriving weeks after you take the three steps I reveal in this report.

In a recession. During a market crash. Even during a recovery.

And starting very soon.

And don't think you need a fortune to make this work. Because I can prove to you that's not the case.

How so?

I'll show you how to use this same strategy not only to collect regular work-free "paychecks"... but to quickly make the size of those checks grow over time, automatically.

But let me back up and show you how this is already working...

And for millions of Americans very much like you.

The $615 Billion Cash Hoard CompaniesWould Love to Park in Your Bank Account

Right now, you'll find there's at least $615 billion in cash out there, just waiting to get carved up and sent out in the form of passive "paychecks."

Millions of Americans have already discovered this secret.

And they're already starting to collect...

Just this past spring, Richard M. collected two passive "paychecks" worth $3,314 each. He's collected many more just like them. And he'll collect more, on top of that, over the weeks and months ahead

Steve R. got paid $3,600 on April 9... collected another check for $4,200 less than a month later... and took another $3,481 two weeks after that. Without lifting a finger

Former chauffer Vern J. used to drive rich people around to make money. He just got a check recently for $7,700 ― money he "earned" in his sleep

Gary C. almost died on Sept. 11. Today, not only is he doing fine, but he just received an automatic passive "paycheck" worth $25,610 ― with more just like it on the way

What would you do with an extra $8,809 windfall? That's what Daniel F. got paid in the check he automatically received on June 6, 2008. He'll have gotten more just like it by the time you read this

Jeff E.'s passive "paycheck" deposits are worth an estimated $27,636 each. And he's eligible to get several of those checks sent to him automatically, each year

50-year-old Marty M. doesn't really need extra cash. But that won't stop him from banking his next passive "paycheck," for an estimated $53,331, just weeks from the day you read this letter

Ian R.'s most recent passive "payday" topped $88,719

Then there's Jeff K. His passive "paycheck" on April 8, 2008, totaled around $98,057. That's just one of many passive "paychecks" he'll collect this year.

How are they doing it? With a process much simpler than what most amateur stock traders, options players or even gold, property or other kinds of investors use...

Three Simple Steps to Lock in a Lifetime of Endless Income

It's true ― some of the fat-cat investors who do this have special access to this cash pool.

And get paid handsomely for it.

Like retiree Henry M., from Canada.

Thanks to his personal "paycheck portfolio," he's eligible to collect several of these passive "paychecks" per year ― with at least four of them worth more than $630,000 each.

But after discovering just how many rich families and well-known investors did this with their money... to successfully build wealth in all kinds of markets...

I put my own analytical skills to the test and boiled down the whole process of finding the same kinds of opportunities to just three simple steps. They're filters, really.

To help you find the safest, most reliable, yet highest-paying streams of passive income. Money you can count on to keep working for you, even if the rest of the financial world is tanking. Even if other investments look like they're stuck in the mud.

Just doing this, you'll tap into one of the most powerful passed-down wealth secrets of the richest families in America.

Yet the steps that make it possible are so simple, I'm almost embarrassed to share them:

Step One: Lock in income streams that build your wealth faster than inflation

Step Two: Focus on income streams that will grow even bigger with time

Step Three: Look for a passive income stream that won't "retire" when you do.

I've written a brand-new research report that shows you how to make each of these steps very easily. This new report is called The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio: Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets. It shows you how to apply each step quickly, allowing you to start collecting income checks within just a few weeks of reading this letter.

Once you get the ball rolling, this can start happening surprisingly fast. Hundreds of dollars each month. Thousands of dollars. Even hundreds of thousands of dollars, just piling up in your account.

As you'll see in my new report, it's up to you how involved you want to get in the beginning. You can get started with very little. And you can take this to any level you need.

Some who do this might make $1,500�2,000 extra per month... early on. With that amount growing by as much as $5,000... $8,000... $10,000 or even $15,000 extra. Doing what I show you in the report.

It can be an extra "safety net" for you.

It can even be a "lifestyle upgrade."

As you'll see, your copy of The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio: Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets leaves the decision up to you.

Even better than just the steps, however, are the six specific "paycheck portfolio" opportunities I lay out for you in the report. See, not all income-cranking moves are created equal.

The six I show you in The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio: Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets represent months of research to help you find the best possible moves you can make right now to increase your steady flow of passive monthly income... with the least amount of risk.

You'll read about each of these moves. Then I'll show you in the report exactly how to turn each of them into "paycheck" paying plays... that will feed directly into your account in the weeks and months ahead.

It's that simple.

Here's a glimpse of what you'll find inside...

Automatic "Paycheck" #1: An $838.4 Million Giveaway You Can Still Tap This Year

Here's a great example...

Since 1997, this first move has quietly doled out $838.4 million to people just like you and me, in the form of these passive direct-to-cash "paychecks" I'm telling you about.

Why would it do that?

See, here's what's happening.

These handsome payouts get doled out regularly by companies loaded with "extra" cash.

I know, in these days of soaring debts and wild spending, the idea of having too much cash to spend might strike some people as strange.

But if you knew more about markets, you'd already know that there are a few great reasons for companies to share cash directly with individual investors.

First of all, the checks we're talking about are shared with only these cash-paying companies' shareholders. And who usually owns the most shares of all in any given company?

The board members and insiders.

Doling out cash incentives to shareholders is a great way for them to take extra cash flow out of the business at a lower tax rate. When they get salaries or bonuses, that money gets taxed as income.

But not these passive "paycheck" payouts.

Of course, you get the same lower tax benefits on these payouts, too.

Another reason cash-heavy companies love to share cash with shareholders is that it's a great way to reward loyal stock buyers and keep the shares stable, or even rising, during rough markets.

It's that simple. The companies that can afford to give away the cash do better by doling out cash to you than by lending the cash or spending it themselves.

And that's exactly what this first "paycheck" payer I've found for you loves to do. Especially now that it's piling up cash in one of my favorite hard-asset, inflation-beating industries... timber.

That's right. Wood.

Here's the thing. Timber stocks tumbled as housing construction slowed. But Asian timber demand has remained massive... which is a fact many hair-trigger market amateurs have completely overlooked.

Meanwhile, because of the nature of the business, this company also works something like a REIT ― the real estate trusts that get taxed at a minimal corporate level ― maximizing even more cash to dole out to you, as a shareholder on the company "payroll."

But with this specific move, here's the best part...

You Get Paid no Matter What

When timber demand is high, the cash rolls in.

And indeed, this company just had a knockout year.

But even when demand slacks off ― unlike with most other businesses ― the timber assets just get more valuable. Even sitting still, they can grow in value as a company asset by as much as 10% per year.

Can you imagine if your house... your bank account... the value of your car or any stocks you might own... could all automatically grow 10% more valuable, year after year?

This, plus the continuing surge in Asian demand, leaves this company flush with piles of cash to divide up among shareholders, in the form of personal checks, sent to you directly in the mail.

Act before this company's next deadline and you could be one of the lucky few collecting checks from this company throughout the year.

Here's something else...

This is one of a few companies doing this that loves to fatten up "paychecks" even more when the money is really flowing. For instance, that's what the board of directors of this company did in October last year.

After having a banner month, they got together and decided to double that month's payout.

Could you double your "paycheck" payout this time around, too?

There's always that possibility, provided you take the steps I show you before the coming deadline on this first opportunity.

Read The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio: Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets for full details

Here's another one...

Automatic "Paycheck" #2: Every Month, a Juicy 12.4% "Paycheck" on One of Wall Street's Safest Bets

Make this second move and collect a fat "paycheck" payout worth an automatic 12.4% annual return on anything you put into the play. You'll get checks for this second move sent out to you, payable as cash, on the 15th of every month.

Why so much?

There are other income-paying plays out there that offer much more. But they're dangerously risky. There are others out there that are clearly safe, but pay radically less.

Where does a high-paying play like this fall?

Right in the middle, with a nice juicy monthly payout... but surprisingly low on the side of risk. How so? Because it's narrowly focused on another of the most reliable long-term trends on Wall Street ― the soaring supply-and-demand cycle of energy.

See, this second move is a simple energy trust.

I'm sure you've heard something about these.

They're pools of cash created by well-heeled investors for the sole purpose of finding and controlling fat deals on oil and gas properties. Usually in Canada.

And that's exactly what this second move does, too.

It owns a string of rich drilling sites across the oil-rich Alberta Basin.

But here's why it has a double edge over other energy trusts...

First, it has a unique investment in extracting, producing, storing, marketing and shipping what's called "LNG" ― liquid natural gas. Usually, the LNG market has its biggest demand in the winter. But this company has just lined up to service a lasting surge of big LNG trade with Asia.

The deals this company has in place already stretch into 2009 and beyond.

What's more, this company gives you a second advantage: longevity. Remember, we said one of the key steps to a solid "paycheck portfolio" is making sure it keeps on paying long after you retire. And this one ― unlike many other energy trusts ― looks as if it will.

Every year, its cash pile keeps getting bigger. From $128 million in 2003 to $468 million in 2007... with an even bigger pool on target for the end of this year... and no plans to stop shelling out payouts to shareholders over the years ahead, even with much talked-about changes coming in Canadian tax laws (which don't apply to investors outside Canada at all, naturally).

Send for my new research report, The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio: Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets.

You'll read all about this second "paycheck" paying move and how to start getting paid regularly by this opportunity, on the 15th of every month.

Use a move like this to sleep better. Use it to "upgrade" your way of life. Or use it just so you can make sure you don't ever have to worry about running out of money in retirement.

And here's a third way you can make this "paycheck portfolio" strategy work for you...

Automatic "Paycheck" #3:The Family Business That Makes Billionaires

I love this third "paycheck" producing move.

And you're going to love it, too.

For one thing, it may be one of the world's most reliable ways to get paid for just holding shares in a company, big or small. See, this third "paycheck" paying company has stuck around since 1977... and it's made a profit every single year.

Even some of America's biggest and "best" companies can't make that same claim.

Something more: This third "paycheck" paying outfit is family owned.

The family controls 44% of the shares.

Does the family put its money to good use?

Since 2002 alone, it's handed out over $230 million in shareholder "paychecks." You can easily qualify to collect a share. In fact, I believe it's getting ready to hand out more than it usually does.

How so?

First, let me name the "mystery" opportunity I'm talking about.

You'll find this company operating in the one "silent" industry that drives almost everything you know about the world economy. An industry that moves over two billion tons of oil per year... along with most of the world's wheat, rice and grain... steel... iron ore... coal... cars... flat-screen TVs... raw minerals... soybeans... you name it.

I'm talking about shipping.

A good shipping company can take in as much as $40,000 per day on each ship it has in the water. And this "paycheck" paying shipper I name in my report has 42 working ships in its fleet.

That already makes it one of the world's most dominant players.

And like most other shippers, it's loaded with extra cash. And itching to dole that out to its shareholders. But here's an extra edge that makes this one cash-paying company that I'll name even more attractive than all the rest...

The April 2010 Law That Could Double Your Money

See, for all international shippers, there's an international mandate coming that's about to change everything. After too many spills, too many accidents and too many close calls... by April 2010, every shipper must have double-hulled tankers.

No exceptions.

As you can imagine, that means huge expenses for hundreds of shipping companies. But unlike many of its competitors, this company already has double hulls on all of its ships. What's more, its entire fleet is about half as old as the other ships running the trade routes.

What does that mean for you?

As that 2010 deadline gets close, business ― and cash flow ― for this company should skyrocket.

That means a lot more cash to dole out to you, in the form of "paycheck" payouts.

In fact, this third company just had a record jump in profits. Plus, it's got another six ships joining its fleet over the next 18 months. With each ship taking in about $15 million in shipping fees every two years.

You'll find this move, along with the first two, detailed in full in The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio: Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets.

I'll tell you how to get your copy in just a second.

But before I do, I should introduce myself...

What You Can Learn With $200 Million

My name is Chris Mayer.

Maybe you've heard of me.

I show up every now and then on financial shows like Fox's Bulls & Bears... Forbes on Fox... and the CNBC financial reports.

I've also written a popular book, Invest Like a Dealmaker: Secrets From a Former Banking Insider. I say this not to brag, but just to show you just how seriously I take everything we've talked about so far.

See, I'm not your average analyst.

And I'm not a broker. Frankly, I don't care for Wall Street.

I'm a banker. And something of a market "geek."

I've loved studying finance and commerce for as long as I can remember.

Even before I hit 30, for instance, I was vice president of one of America's oldest and prestigious lenders, Provident Bank. I read essays written by Austrian economists during breakfast.

How big a difference is that from what you might expect, say, from a broker who cut his teeth on Wall Street? We couldn't be more different. For one thing, your average Manhattan market jockey rarely has his own neck on the line.

He's trading "other people's money."

Not the same for me. One of the things I did for the bank, for instance, was manage a portfolio of about $200 million of the bank's own money... while making the final call on multimillion-dollar lending deals for companies worth $400 million or more.

I didn't have the luxury ― or desire ― to gamble with the bank's money the way some brokers do with private investors accounts. Banks take protecting their own cash pile seriously.

Whereas your broker might glance at a shareholder brief before calling clients on the phone, I had to get under the skin of a company to do my evaluations... burrowing deep into the numbers... digging out hidden liabilities... beyond price-to-earnings ratios and the other standard smoke-and-mirrors myths Wall Street brokers love to swear by.

I learned quickly that to really know where your money is going, and to get a return on that money, you have to do a full exploratory exam of a company's books so thorough it would embarrass even an IRS auditor.

I use exactly those same techniques now when looking for investment opportunities. Just like the ones we've already talked about. And just like the rest of the six opportunities I name for you in the copy of The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio: Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets I'd like to send.

For instance, here's another one...

Automatic "Paycheck" #4: The Safest Double-Digit Payout In America

What's the safest thing you can own during rough markets?

You want to sock your money safely away in the things people can't do without.

Bridges, roads, airports, food, water, power... infrastructure.

For instance, you might never give a second thought to the miles of power lines that feed electricity into our cities. But no matter how bad the economy gets, we need them.

And this next company I'll show you dominates that market.

Not just here in the U.S. It controls over 5,000 miles of transmission lines in Chile. Plus another 1,300 miles of lines in Brazil. And 340 miles in Canada. All told, more than $494.4 million worth.

It's also got 634,000 acres of Vancouver timberland. And another 588,000 acres of timber in Oregon and Washington. That's built-in protection against soaring inflation. That's a lot of security, in a time when most Americans could really use some.

What's more, because this stock has such a well-spread stake outside the U.S., it's less than 30% correlated to the Dow. That means this company can still thrive, even when the U.S. markets are tanking.

You can see how this adds up when you roll each of these moves together.

One "paycheck" after another, feeding directly into your accounts.

Here's one more...

Automatic "Paycheck" #5: What Could Be Better Than Making 280%... "Tax Free"?

From March 2000 to the end of June 2008, this next company ― which you'll find right along with the others, when you let me send you a copy of my report, The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio: Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets ― grew every shareholder dollar by close to 280%.

That's good already.

Here's why I expect it to get even better...

See, some of the best and most reliable "paycheck" payers you can own are companies that run pipelines. Especially when energy demand is high. And rising. Why?

Because owning a pipeline is like owning a highway. You get to collect a "toll" from other power companies for every cubic feet of energy that courses through your network.

And this company owns over 565 miles of energy pipelines running from Oklahoma to Missouri. Plus another 7,900 miles of gas pipelines running from gas fields to power utilities.

Here's the best part...

Tax-Free Money, Paid Directly to Your Account

Imagine if you could slash the taxes on the income you collect.

Even better, imagine if you could legally get away from not paying income taxes at all.

That's exactly what this company I'll name for you gets to do. How so? It's part of the clever way it's set up its partnership, allowing it to snap up assets and shelter them under a kind of tax-proof umbrella.

I can give you the full details inside your copy of The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio: Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets.

What it adds up to is that none of the partners on the inside have to pay income taxes on the money they pull out of this pipeline company, either.

And neither do you, until you sell off your stake in the "partnership."

The only catch? You file an extra form at tax time. That's it.

Of course, I will explain to you exactly how this works in the report. But it can add up to a lot of extra money for you. Just because of the unique way this next "paycheck" payer set up its business.

How big is your share of the payout? Better than 10%, paid automatically on every dollar you put in. And that's something you can count on, too. How so?

Not only has the partnership beaten the minimum it's supposed to pay for the last 23 quarters straight... it's also raised that amount for the last seven quarters in a row.

Of course, you can read all the details in The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio:Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets

But remember...

With every one of these moves, you'll need to act quickly...

Act Before the Next Deadline or Your "Paycheck" Goes to Someone Else

Over the next eight quarters, we're looking at as many as 75 "paychecks" doled out by the companies you'll find named in your copy of The Ultimate Paycheck Portfolio: Double-Digit Yields... Even in Flat Markets.

The next "paycheck" payout date you could be eligible for is June 15, 2009.

Act in time and qualify. Or wait and miss out.

Why miss the opportunity when you don't have to?

Personally, I'd hate to see that happen.

So I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

Just to help you decide to act on this quickly...

I'd Like to Give You the Rest of My Moneymaking Stock Research to Try at no Charge, for a Full Year

Earlier, I told you about the $200 million I managed during my tenure as a bank vice president and commercial lending analyst. I'm proud to say the bank never lost a single nickel on any of the multimillion-dollar lending deals I helped write.

I take pride in that record.

Just as I take pride in a whole new kind of record I've started piling up. With a whole new string of winning recommendations I'd like to start sending you, with your permission.

See, even back in my days at the bank, it wasn't long before I realized all the deep analysis I did there... analysis that piled up fortunes for the bankers... could work just as well helping private individuals grow their fortunes, too.

So ultimately, I decided to walk away from my banking career to break out on my own.

That's when I launched an elite analysis service I call Capital & Crisis. At the start, I meant it only for top industry players. And including about 150 of the sharpest minds on Wall Street, they lined up to get it.

I could have stopped there, but something even more monumental happened.

I met the head an international market research service... with over 119,000 paid-up members... who had an estimated combined net worth of over $14.7 billion.

And a whole new chapter of my story began.

How 24,000 People Discovered the Secret to "Hands-Free" Investing

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Quickly, my "insiders" newsletter exploded to include over 24,000 readers. And you can bet I'm even more proud now of what we've been able to do together, with a whole new stable of international research resources at my fingertips.

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Leucadia National +109%
Brookfield Asset Management +115%
CNX Gas Corp. +44%
ABX Air +38%
Walter Industries +44%
AVX Corp. +12.4%
Ameriprise Financial +77%
Grupo Aeroportuario del Sureste SA +100.3%
Agrium +232%
Plum Creek Timber +28%
Goldkist +39%
Arch Capital Group +45%
Presidential Life Corp. +65%
Rosetta Resources +11.2%

Intrawest Corp. +72%
Orient-Express Hotels +109%
Companhia Paranaense +121%
Imperial Sugar Co. +145%
Catellus Development Corp. +24%
FEMSA +29%
Chiquita Brands Intl. +52%
Bandag +18.3%
Industrias Bachoco +19.75%
Questar +113%
San Juan Basin Royalty Trust +144%
Guitar Center +151%
Sovran Self Storage +155%
Popular Inc. +165%

We're not doing this in fits and starts.

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Why is the Stocks Market Rallying?

Market Summary (continued)

Friday was a quiet session, trading on the flat line, at least until the tail end. A last-hour burst of buying due to end-of-the-month portfolio bookmarking sent 2010 top stocks higher and closed the indices out with 1% (or better) gains. A quiet session turned into quite a rip-roaring session by the closing bell.

The early news did not do much to excite investors. GDP came in at -5.7%; that was less than the -5.5% expected, though it was better than the -6.1% previously reported. Consumption was down 2.2% - originally it was reported down to 1.5%. It was not a very encouraging report; we did not see any kind of revisions that showed things are getting better, and that is what everyone is looking for and talking about in the economy. As you know, we have been saying that things are not getting much better - they did look promising for awhile, but things are turning back down.

Oil was up again. It closed at $66.31, up $1.23. Gold surged up to $978.90, up $17.40 - back near that magic (or maybe not so magic) $1K mark that it hit in February. With the dollar getting shredded again, closing at 1.4160 Euros, there is no surprise at all to see gold and oil spiking higher. The 10 year bond yield was really the only surprise on the day. It fell to 3.46% after hitting 3.71% this week. This was mainly some backfilling due to such a tremendous rise over the past three to four weeks, where the 10 year bond yield rose 150BP.

SU (Suncor Energy, Inc.)
Company Profile
In the inflation-conducive environment established by the world central banks and our fiscal policies here in the US, an investor has to start looking at those top stocks for 2010 that are going to provide returns in and because of such an environment. As we have seen, oil prices are surging because of a general commodities inflation trade as well as the U.S. dollar shredding as our policies debase the currency. So, top stocks of 2010 that play off a price rise in oil make a lot of sense.

That is why, along with its solid technical pattern, we were looking at SU this month. SU is one of those companies whose value is basically tied to oil prices as it is all about reserves and the ability to get its tar sands to produce in an environment with higher oil prices. Thus as SU pulled back to test near support from a surge higher, we were looking for an entry point to ride it higher. The best stock for 2010 had gapped lower in October and was now bumping up against that gap down point. It failed its first attempt at breaking through, and that is nothing unusual. We saw it come back and test the 10 day EMA near support on 5-21 and put it on the report, looking for SU to make a higher low and bounce. If it did that showed us it was going to make a serious run at taking out that resistance.

The next session the best stock bounced higher on rising trade, giving us what we were looking for. We moved in, buying some top stocks at $31.33 and some September $30 strike call options at $4.60. Now all we had to do was see if SU could make the move. The near support and the proximity to the resistance gave us a good stop loss point and made it a good risk/reward play. SU moved higher the next session, posting a new closing high on the run. A gap higher on 5-27 added some more gain on high volume; it finished off the high but held the fill of the gap. Thursday SU added to its gain yet again with some more strong volume. Friday SU gapped up yet again, its third straight gap, and rallied to $36.53.

It started to stall after that early run, and after 5 straight upside sessions that cleared major resistance, SU was showing a candlestick chart doji right near our initial target. That is a recipe for a pullback and thus we sold some of our position to lock in some gains. We sold some top stocks for $36.30, just off the session high, locking in some 15.8% gain. We sold half of our options for $7.80, netting $3.20 per option or 69.5%. Taking partial gains takes the pressure off as we bank some solid gain and allow a solid play to continue to work for us and produce really big gains in a stock that should, based upon the inflationary environment established by world central banks and our fiscal policy, continue higher and make us some outsized gains.

Playing stock splits can be very profitable, but it takes know-how. Our stock split service focuses on three main types of plays:

1) pre-announcement (where we forecast an upcoming split prior to the company making the announcement); 2) pre-split (these plays are made in the days leading up to the actual split day); and 3) post-split plays (plays made after the actual stock split where the stock is showing continued or renewed strength).

For post-splits, we can play them as we would pre-splits (very short term), but we prefer to stretch our horizons, playing the trend. When playing options, we look further out, 2 or more months at least. We let the trend carry us along if there is one, but we will also take profits if the technical pattern degenerates, e.g., breaks a trendline. The main difference between post-splits and pre-splits plays is that we really have to like the pattern. Pre-splits can run right before their splits even with poor technical indicators. For post-splits, we are looking at the top stocks 2010 from more of a longer term "would I buy this stock at this juncture?" position. Now there are times when a hot stocks splits and investors pile in to get in while the stock is 'cheaper.' We play those, but with more of a short-term, pre-splits mentality in that we will be ready to get out fast if the momentum fades.

Remember, everything we do has to pass muster with the market that day ... don't fight the market on these plays.

SYNA (Synaptics--$35.12; +0.03; optionable): Business software
Company Profile
After Hours: $35.12
EARNINGS: 04/23/2009
STATUS: Flag. SYNA surged higher off the 50 day EMA (30.46) starting in early May and peaking Tuesday. it faded back to the 10 day EMA (34.25) Thursday and Friday, tapping at that level on the session lows. This is part of a much larger and longer term double bottom or 'W' base spanning late 2007 to April 2009. Plenty of consolidation to set the foundation for a new move higher. Looking to pick it up off this test.
Volume: 1.153M Avg Volume: 1.432M
BUY POINT: $35.84 Volume=1.6M Target=$41.95 Stop=$33.33
POSITION: QYG IG - Sept. $35c (56 delta) &/or Stock

HITT (Hittite Microwave--$35.80; +1.21; optionable): Semiconductor integrated circuits
Company Profile
After Hours: $35.79
EARNINGS: 04/23/2009
STATUS: Test 50 day EMA. HITT broke its late 2007 to early 2009 downtrend with the March to late April surge. Rallied up to some resistance at 37.50 and tested back to the 50 day EMA (33.35). After several attempts to move off that support it caught some serious volume Friday, clearing the highs of the past week. Good first test and a good position to get in as HITT continues upside.
Volume: 319.249K Avg Volume: 237.827K
BUY POINT: $35.97 Volume=325K Target=$41.88 Stop=$33.45
POSITION: QDH IG - Sept. $35c (59 delta) &/or Stock

 

Another Way to Profit as Your 401(k) Faces a Freeze

A new Financial Times/Harris Poll found that 59% of Americans are more concerned over the safety of their retirement income than they were this time last year. And for good reason…

The Wall Street Journal found that 401(k) managers are now starting to freeze individual plans. Meaning if you wanted to take a portion of your savings out ahead of time, you wouldn't be allowed to.

In some cases, even if you were at retirement age, you still wouldn't be allowed access to your own money.

This is a scary situation if you paid into a 401(k). You aren't even allowed to take out your own money ― even if you were laid off and needed to. Meanwhile, the values of these accounts continue to fall as the market stagnates

Suppose you could collect up to $120,000 or more in work-free "paychecks" per year, every single year... for the rest of your life.

On average, you could get these checks every 12 days.

For as long as you need them... at any age.

And you can even pass this steady stream of annual cash on to your spouse, your children, even your grandchildren. In fact many of America's richest families already do exactly that.

Wouldn't that go a long way toward helping you forget about the special treatment those Wall Street jerks are lapping up, right about now?

And here's the thing... even though this is easy to do... so few people know about this right now. Although I'm willing to bet that's about to change, and quickly...

The Best "Little-Talked-About" Lifetime Income Secret I've Ever Come Across

Let me start by saying that, even though we're smack in the middle of the most devastating market shakedown since the 1930s, this is easily the best time in history for you to hear about this "little-talked-about" secret.

How so?

For one thing, these "Plan B Pensions" I'd like to reveal to you have a long and proven track record over time. But even little-known ability to completely outclass conventional fixed-benefit pension plans.

Just take a look at the comparison in this chart...

As you can see, "Plan B Pensions" give you many, many times more options for rebalancing your portfolio in a shifting market than you'll see in either the classic plans or more modern versions, like the 401(k) approach.

What's more, unlike those better-known approaches, with a "Plan B Pension," you'll never butt your head against age limits, withdrawal penalties or participation restrictions.

It's also automatic.

Once you set up your "Plan B Pension," it starts running itself.

What else? Even now... you can start getting your income "paychecks" doing this as often as every 12 days, starting with the next payout date on March 14, 2009.

In fact, in the free copy of The 10-Minute Retirement Recovery Plan: Six Easy Ways To Lock In Steady Income Checks For the Rest of Your Life I'll send you, I can show you six different "Plan B Pension" programs you're invited to join right now.

I'm not personally affiliated with any of them. But after a lot of research and analysis ― all of which I'll share with you ― these six moves are easily the best "Plan B" opportunities you'll find on the market today.

And by the way, you don't need a lot of money to get started.

You can start some of these "Plan B Pension" programs with as little as $10.

How does that sound?

And once you're set up, you could collect as many as 38 "Plan B Pension paychecks" over the next 12 months alone... with more of the same every year to come.

The checks keep coming for as long as you need them.

You can even get "matched" gains with these plans... much like a typical 401(k) plan... but without having to work a single day for the companies that will pay into your account.

Some of these "plans" even reward you with fat discounts on the top stocks fo 2010 you've chosen, well below what others pay to own the same shares on the open market.

In itself, that's like getting an instant gain on the day you buy shares. It's also a special "perk" reserved only for members of these "plans."

What's more...

You Can Collect "Plan B Pension" Checks as Often as Every 12 Days

Even if you just stick with the six "Plan B Pension" opportunities I'll reveal to you... over the next five minutes... that alone could start you off with checks as frequent as every 12 days.

Let me show you more of these opportunities and you could start collecting even more often... and with even greater results. I'm ready to give you my research right now.

In fact, I'll send you the details on the six "Plan B Pension" moves I just mentioned at no charge. Just as soon as you give me your permission. Details on that in just a moment.

But first, let's take an even closer look at how doing this ― using a "Plan B Pension" ― can give anyone an advantage of the much more common moves most of us are used to.

Take, for instance, the classic "defined-benefit" pension plan.

You know how these work. Or at least, you do if you've got a good memory. Because, you see, these same classic company pensions ― given out like golden parachutes to parents and grandparents ― have all but disappeared today.

In just the 10 years from 1994�2004, the total number of defined-benefit pension plans fell by half ― from 59,000 to just 28,000. Today that number is even lower, with more old-school pensions set to get wiped out over the rest of 2009.

The idea of getting a "fixed-benefit" check for life was great. But a benefit that disappears when you need it is no benefit at all! Anyone who worked years for the promise of a classic pension got rooked. And now a lot of these people face hard times ahead.

The same is true if you were "duped" into accepting the modern-day alternative, the so-called 401(k). You know these plans all too well, I'm sure.

About 30 years ago, companies came up with 401(k) plans because they seemed like a great way to slash exposure to classic pension obligations... while giving employees a chance to manage their own retirements.

Guess what happened.

Today, top economists are calling 401(k) plans a "failed experiment." And The Wall Street Journal recently reported that today's credit crunch has already wiped out over $2 trillion in these 401(k) accounts alone ― with more big slippage to come!

Over 60% of Americans depend on 401(k) plans for retirement. Many have seen them lopped in half, with little time left to make up the lost ground.

What's more, with these more common kinds of plans, you can easily get stuck putting your eggs in only one basket, if you've worked with only one employer. Or two or three, at the most, if you've put in the years at more than one job.

That's not at all the case with a "Plan B Pension."

First of all, "Plan B Pensions" can move with you the day you get started. They're yours to control and yours to draw from whenever and wherever you like. You control the size of the checks. You control how many you get. You control how fast the wealth pile grows.

With no limits based on your age, whom you work for or how many of these programs you'd like to tap at one time. There are over 1,020 of these "Plan B Pension" plans in America.

You can enroll in as many of them as you like.

All at once or switching between them until you find ones you prefer.

It's literally up to you. And I can help you choose the best possible ones to follow, starting with the six "Plan B Pension" opportunities I'm ready to name for you at the end of this letter.

You can collect "retirement paychecks" not just from one company... but from as many companies as you like... even the ones you've never worked for a single day in your life.

This is a "work-free" strategy. Except for the work you'll do to set it up ― which is only about as much as it takes to set up a bank account.

It's really that simple. Even though doing this now could give you astounding, life-lasting results.

Here's something else...

How "Plan B Pensions" Can Double Your Wealth

Forbes reported a study...

In other words, "Plan B Pension" helped double the size of those gains over time.

Despite the '87 market bust... the S&L banking crisis and first Bush recession... the currency crash of '97 and the dot-com bubble... Sept. 11 and the start of this most recent real estate bust...

What's more, the best of these "Plan B Pension" programs just keep on paying straight through the current credit crunch. With checks that could be landing in your accounts right now.

And unlike typical pensions or 401(k)s, "Plan B Pensions" don't quit working for you when you retire. That is, you can keep putting money in and taking it out as you like.

Growing it, tweaking it, even spending it... as you see fit.

There's no penalty for early withdrawal.

And no age or employment restriction when you get in or out.

Start now, and even with just the six special moves I've promised to show you, you can already start collecting a "Plan B Pension" payout as often as every 12 days.

Plus, with many of these "Plan B Pension" plans, you can also...

Collect an Instant "Matching" Bonus With Each Payout

One big draw on 401(k) programs is supposed to be the "matching" dollars some companies throw in when employees use the plans to set money aside.

When it works, it's a great benefit. But right now, cash-strapped companies have started slashing those "matching" benefits too. Again, a benefit you don't get... is no benefit at all.

The thing is, "Plan B Pensions" also offer your own kind of "matching." Because many of the 1,020 "plans" you can choose from "match" your gains by as much as 10%... with each regular payout.

This can be like "free money"... piled up on top of what you're already making.

Why would any "Plan B Pension" operator want to give you a bonus out his own pocket? Simple. When you participate in these "plans," the companies that back them get lots of benefits too.

A more stable share price. Long-term shareholder loyalty. A reliable pool of capital. A blue-chip reputation and market respectability. The list could go on.

And in exchange for that loyalty and stability... especially when we're looking at unpredictable markets that could last for years to come... they're willing to pay out of their massive, tucked-away cash piles to "thank" you for staying on board.

Maybe you're thinking only a few lucky insiders or elite market players can wiggle their way onto these "Plan B Pension" payrolls. But anyone can do this. Just by taking the steps I'll show you to get on board.

It works at any age or income level. With starting amounts as little as $10. And work-free, meaning you don't have to work for or even be directly associated with any of these companies in any other way to participate.

Some Americans quietly use this "personal pension" to beef up the regular retirement pensions they already collect... others use it to quit working and retire well before 65... still more use it to replace typical sponsored retirement strategies completely, while "personal pension" incomes as high as $120,000 and higher... for as long as they desire.

Kim Kundra collected $11,611 in one month. And the same again 30 days later. And then two checks, each for nearly $12,000 over the next eight weeks after that.

Gary Malina's "personal pension" so far placed checks worth $22,919 into his account ― not once but twice this year, along with at least two more checks, each worth more than $21,500.

Paul Meure's last monthly "personal pension paycheck" gave him $16,074.

As of October, just one of the companies in Mike Pressman's "personal pension" had already paid him $65,269.

Larry Piero's latest "personal pension paycheck" clocked in at just under $26,993. And that's only one of several he'll collect this year.

John Harrington just collected $16,336 on one of his "personal pension paychecks." Tom Skane took in $33,920 all in one go. And Gerald Amoss clocked in with $42,052.

And in each case, these amounts are just a small glimpse of the totals they'll collect this year... even after everything that's already happened on Wall Street.

There's zero limit on how many of these income streams you lock in at once...

Two, three... a dozen.

It's really up to you to mix and match them to your liking. And the door is open to you, once you know how to enroll. Get set up now and you could start receiving checks immediately.

(For the six opportunities I'll show you, that next payout date is March 14, 2009).

The Ultimate Retirement Recovery Plan

Before you start jumping to conclusions, don't think that "Plan B Pensions" have anything to do with the risky bond investing or measly T-Bill returns.

Nor do I want you to get it into your head that we're talking about tinkering with money markets, low-paying CDs, risking options, or questionable insurance annuity strategies.

"Plan B Pensions" have nothing to do with these.

Instead, you're looking at more than 1,020 of these special "Plan B Pension" ways to directly draw income "paychecks" with the blessing of some of the biggest, most cash-rich and reliable companies in America. And over 600 of these dividend-compounding programs can also offer you the accelerated "instant matching" gains we've talked about.

Sure, not all "Plan B Pension" opportunities are right for everybody.

That's why I want to help you get started by sending you my full research on the six carefully selected "Plan B" moves that I've mentioned. You'll find all six detailed in my new report, called The 10-Minute Retirement Recovery Plan: Six Easy Ways To Lock In Steady Income Checks For the Rest of Your Life.

This is just one of the three reports you'll find in the full "Plan B Retirement Library" I want to send you. The whole set is yours right now, at no charge. I'm offering it to you free.

Just tell me where you'd like it mailed... or even better, follow the simple steps at the end of this letter so you can download it immediately, minutes from right now.

The first payout you can qualify for is due to come out very soon, and you can keep on drawing more checks as quickly as every 12 days after that, on average.

All told, the moves you'll read about in the report can total up to 38 checks this year... and each year that you decide to continue with what you'll read in my report.

Based on what I'll show you, you can do this without big risks. Without losing sleep over Wall Street catastrophes. Without giving yourself over to failed government retirement programs. And without breaking any rules or stepping on anybody's toes.

The companies who want to pay you are just as eager for you to do this as you are to try it. And everything you need to decide for yourself, you'll find in your free copy of The 10-Minute Retirement Recovery Plan: Six Easy Ways To Lock In Steady Income Checks For the Rest of Your Life.

I'll show you how to send for it in just a moment.

But first...

The Lifelong Income Secret That Couldn't Have Come at a Better Time

If you still think the "old school" plans will still deliver on their promises, just take another look at the wasted landscape of today's American financial scene...

Across America, thousands of old school pensions have gone belly up. And the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corp ― the government agency that insures those retirements ― has already slipped over $14 billion in the red. And this was before the stock market plunged!

401(k) plans, of course, aren't insured at all. With more than $2 trillion in those retirement accounts already gone, it's not looking good. That money could simply be erased forever.

Meanwhile, D.C. bureaucrats continue to blow hundreds of billions more on one ill-planned bailout after another... while decimating the future spending power of every nickel you set aside.

Ten years from today, every $100k you have saved could only get you as little as $35,859 buys today... and in twice that time, it could be worth as little as $12,859 is today. Without a matching rise in Social Security payouts.

Dignified health care? Forget about it. Luxurious retirement vacations? Beach houses? Big graduation blowouts for the grandkids? Millions of Americans will be lucky if they can go to the grocery store without clutching a calculator in their hands.

Over the last 100 years, our own government has stolen more than 95.2 cents of purchasing power out of every dollar... just to fund their own waste... and that's quickly made a long healthy retirement a liability in America!

The financial statements you don't want to open... the pile of backed-up credit card bills... wrecked housing values and disappearing jobs... impossible healthcare...

Even before the latest financial crisis, millions of Americans didn't even have a "Plan A" for retirement... let alone a "Plan B." The retirement savings of a typical Boomer, for instance, totals just $38,000.

That's everything, even Social Security.

Even Boomers with money in 401(k) type plans have just $88,000 set aside... not enough to generate more than $5,000 per year once they stop working.

Could you live on $5,000 a year?

But let's assume you're one of those smart individuals who did get ready. You started early. And you put your eggs where everybody said they would do just fine.

Energy. China. Index funds.

Only to see much of those short-term gains evaporate. Along with the equity you counted on in your house. Now that's gone too. College funds? Retirement funds? Pummeled beyond recognition... if not gone completely.

My point is this...

If you want security without sacrifice... if you need the income you counted on and then some... if you were counting on living at least as well as you do now, if not better... and if you want to have a prayer of leaving something for your grandchildren...

Then you can't count on anybody else.

You need another way to win back your financial security.

And I can't think of a smarter, better way for you to do this than by tapping into the power of "Plan B Pensions." Sooner rather than later. And you can do this easily, starting with the six moves you'll find in your free copy of The 10-Minute Retirement Recovery Plan: Six Easy Ways To Lock In Steady Income Checks For the Rest of Your Life.

Once you've had a chance to look that over, dig into the rest of the three free reports I want to send you in my new "Plan B Retirement Library."

This entire set is also yours at no charge. And I'd love to get it into your hands, as quickly as possible, because I'm that eager for you to discover the rest of what you'll find inside...

The Quick Retirement "Catch-up" Strategy Everybody Is Talking About

Doing what I'll show you is easy.

In fact, it's automatic.

You just set it up and the checks start coming. One after another, with a check arriving every 12 days on average ― for up to 38 checks just in the next 12 months.

But what I find even better is the opportunity this will give you to pile up even more "future" wealth too. Especially once you factor in the combined growth and instant "matching" gains we've already talked about.

Take a look at this chart...

As you can see, a regular interest-paying account can take $10,000 and more than double it. But it would take close to 30 years. Too long for even someone who starts early.

You'd get a slightly better result if you put that same $10,000 in an account that compounds the interest. After the same period, you'd have over four times your money ― $10,000 growing into $41,161.

But let's suppose you were to take a "Plan B Pension" approach.

All other things being equal ― but with the steadily growing payouts we talked about ― the "Plan B Pension" strategy could turn that $10,000 into more than $5.4 million.

I don't have to tell you that smashes the results on the more boring moves. But in case you don't feel like doing the math... that's a showing of more than 132 times better!

How Does Turning $10,000 Into $5.4 Million Sound?

What happens as the base size of your wealth grows, inside of the "Plan B Pension?" Naturally, the already large income stream ― that is, each individual cash payout ― gets larger too.

It's like packing 35 years of retirement planning... into just a few years.

I lay it all out for you in the "Plan B Retirement Library" I'll send. But before I show you how to download this library of three reports, let me just run through what we're looking at so far...

"Plan B Pensions" let you "catch up" quickly, even after years of no savings

They're perfectly legal, even encouraged by America's best companies

There's no limit on how many of these income streams you're entitled to

You get to decide exactly how big you want your regular "paychecks" to be

You even decide how often and how many of these checks you'll receive

This "plan" pays you cash right now ― without touching your principal

Even in a falling market, you can use this to fill your bank account

There are no brokers or managers to go through (and no commissions)

You do this without options, insurance annuities, or low-paying money markets

You'll use, instead, a strategy preferred by countless millionaires

You can get unique "instant matching" gains with each payout

With this, your cash payouts grow over time, even if you don't put in another dime

On top of the income, it's also one of the smartest ways to grow long-term wealth

It's completely automatic ― you just set it up once and it runs itself, cranking out your checks

Market experts agree: "Plan B Pensions" are among the safest moves ever devised

Done right, you can even collect all or part of your payouts "tax-free" ― and I explain how in your free special reports.

As I said, there are over 1,020 of these special "plans" offered nationwide.

And more than 600 of them can offer you the sped-up "matching" gains I mentioned.

The sky's the limit on how many of these you lock into. Start collecting as many of these checks, in amounts only you help control, at any age and for as long as you like.

Without raising a single eyebrow, even though this can be...

Like Sneaking Your Own Fulltime Salary From the Payrolls of America's Safest Companies

Wal-Mart, Procter & Gamble, and Johnson & Johnson… Chevron, Microsoft, and ExxonMobil… these are just a few of the well-known companies sending out "Plan B Pension" checks to individual members of their plans.

However, there are many more I can show you. Some you'll know. Others will sound new to you. But I don't pick and choose the opportunities I'll tell you about based on a popularity contest.

Rather, I use my own proprietary seven-point analysis system to find these moves.

In fact, I'm watching several that I'm ready to share with you right now.

And I'll happily share more with you as they come along.

In each case, thanks to my proprietary seven-point analysis system, I'm able to target moves that can give off steady streams of income. And quickly. In fact, these checks can start arriving in just a few days from right now ― if you act quickly ― starting with the next "Plan B Pension" payout date, March 14, 2009.

To collect, you don't have to be an employee of any of these companies.

You don't have to be an insider or sit on the company board.

You don't need to qualify according to age or employment status.

You only need to follow the simple steps ― including filling out a simple form ― which I explain to you in full in your free "Plan B Retirement Library" set of reports.

But I know what you're wondering.

Why these companies... and why now?

The Best Time for This Alternate Income Strategy in Two Decades

Before I start showing you these "Plan B" opportunities in detail, let's just pause for a second so I can put something critical into perspective ― today's gloomy financial headlines.

There's no hiding the facts...

Everything from commodities to health care has taken a beating. As I write this, the Dow is down approximately 40%. Some with just months to go before retirement have seen their market savings slashed by half or worse.

Meanwhile, we're talking over $4 trillion in U.S. home equity evaporated since 2006. And a lot more downside to go over the rest of 2009 and possibly into 2010.

Yet this same horrible market offers you and me the best investment window in nearly 20 years for the kind of "Plan B Pension" strategy. How so?

See, while most publicly-traded companies constantly hunger for new shareholders ― especially in today's massive sell-off environment ― not all companies go about getting them in the same way.

Some count only on hype, headlines, and PR. Others drum up support with "buzz" on the trading floor. But there's another class of company that takes a different approach.

Instead of hopping on the stock-market treadmill, churning through wave after wave of new investors, these smarter companies look for "owner" shareholders... individuals who believe in the company and look like they'll stick around for the long haul.

And what kinds of companies are these?

Cash-rich. Well-established. Well-positioned. Safe and fundamentally solid. In the right industries at the right time. With a long history of doing good business, doling out cash as steady dividends, taking care of customers, and looking out for their shareholders.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Bonds and many funds pay income too. And that's true. Even if bonds typically only pay twice a year. And those funds, once a year.

And lots of companies pay dividends, some very high dividends. That's true too.

In fact, maybe you're familiar with the study from Ned Davis Research showing how, from 1972 to 2006, dividend paying companies in general did two and a half times better than companies that paid no income to shareholders.

But high dividends and even some medium dividend payers can also come with hidden levels of risk. What's more, many of them don't offer the added income growth and compounding advantages of the "Plan B Pension" plans I'm telling you about today.

It's this special combination of income growth and compounding ― a step beyond just collecting stock, bond, or fund income ― that famous Wharton Professor Dr. Jeremy Siegel credits with producing a whopping 97% of all the real money made on the S&P 500.

Do most market amateurs know this? They do not.

Of course, when it comes to finding the best of these "Plan B Pension" paying companies, lots of market amateurs ― and a few of the so-called pros ― have no idea where to look.

On your own, separating the best from the worst can be work.

That's why I've developed my own carefully crafted approach...

How You Could Lock in Lifetime Income, Using My Strategic Seven-Point Filtering System

Obviously not all income-paying plans get cut from the same cloth. Not all fit the "Plan B Pension" model either. That's why I've crafted what I consider the most bulletproof filtering system for finding reliable, consistent streams of market income...

Filter #1: The Largest Income Yield That Still Makes Sense ― Really high yields can signal far too much risk. Still, you can find some fat yields right now... paid out by some of the most fundamentally solid top stocks for 2010 on or off Wall Street. I don't stop looking once I find higher yields, but I certainly start there.

Filter #2: Bigger and Bigger Income Streams Over Time ― What's even better than regular "Plan B Pension" payouts? Payouts that get bigger and bigger over time. Not only because they speed up your wealth accumulation, but also because they're an excellent sign of a well-managed "Plan B" opportunity.

Filter #3: Cash Payouts Like Clockwork ― Checks that don't come aren't worth the paper they're not printed on. I stick with the "Plan B" opportunities that have a long history of paying out and paying on time. And I steer clear of those who don't.

Filter #4: Businesses Your Mother Could Love ― Short-sighted market players may have forgotten what makes for a best stock, but it's just as basic as ever ― lots of cash, very little or no debt, a steady flow of business, and low expense ratios. I don't touch anything that can't pass those benchmarks. And you shouldn't either.

Filter #5: The Right Industry For the Right Time ― Let's face it. Some top stocks for 2010 work for the long term, and work hard. Others work best in some kinds of markets, and a little less than others. I don't try to time markets. But if something looks extra ripe for solid growth and can pay us cash payouts, I see no reason to hold back.

Filter #6: Payouts as Big as They're Supposed to Be ― Some kinds of "Plan B" companies will have a lot of cash to fork over to you. Others, on a percentage basis, should fork over less. It depends on the businesses they're in. If they're paying more or less than they should, that's a red flag you have to know to watch for.

Filter #7: The Absolute Best Share Price ― Even companies that can put steady cash in your pocket have a fair price. I don't recommend paying a nickel more when you don't have to.

It's no coincidence the most successful and well-known market mega-players in history favor these kinds of companies, in good markets and bad.

It's also no coincidence that right now, these companies are exactly the ones offering the biggest rewards to both new and loyal shareholders... with some of the biggest "Plan B Pension" payouts in 17 years... simply because, especially in this market, these income-payers are eager to attract the "best" kinds of shareholders possible.

It's really that simple. And I can start showing you how to find these companies right now, as soon as you're ready. With a brand new service I've just created, called the Lifetime Income Report.

This new service uses my special seven-point filtering strategy to find you the best income streams possible ― including the "Plan B Pension" payouts we've talked about.

I'd like you to be one of the first to give Lifetime Income Report a try.

To help encourage you, not only will I rush you the free "Plan B Retirement Library"... I'll guarantee your satisfaction 100%... in not just one, but three very specific ways.

"Plan B Pension" Guaranteed Opportunity #1: "Current Cash" You Can Start Spending Right Now

What's the worst part about planning for tomorrow?

Having nothing left to spend right now.

The first thing I'll start showing you in my new Lifetime Income Report service is that it's possible for you to build future wealth... and still have right-now cash... at the same time.

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You Could Get Cash Payouts as Often as Every 12 Days

The following list shows scheduled cash payout dates, based on past results, for the six "Plan B Pension" programs I've identified for you, in the "Plan B Retirement Library" I'd love to send:

In fact, as soon as you agree to try the new Lifetime Income Report research letter... and send for the free "Plan B Retirement Library" set of bonus reports... you'll find included a second report called, Income You Can Count On.

This is your instant primer to everything we'll do together, giving you a chance to piece together a whole fortress of income-driven financial security... while still tapping a stream of immediate cash income.

One of the first things I'll walk you through is what I call my "Current Cash" portfolio.

This is where I track income streams specifically designed to pay the largest possible immediate "Plan B" payouts. We'll use this portfolio to target faster growth and bigger income, right out of the gate.

This is the "right now" part of the program you'll discover just as soon as you send for your FREE "Plan B Retirement Library"... and your "100% Triple-Guaranteed" trial issues of the Lifetime Income Report.

But it gets even better...

"Plan B Pension" Guaranteed Opportunity #2: Self-Renewing Wealth, Even in Flat Markets

Have you ever noticed that some people just work too hard to get rich?

Think about it.

The wealthiest American families... the multi-millionaires and billionaires who hit the headlines... don't really work that much harder or longer than you.

Some even seem to get wealthier... doing nothing.

Except maybe letting their money make more money, all by itself.

How do they do it?

The thing is, using the secrets I'll show you in your FREE "Plan B Retirement Library" and in first issues of my new Lifetime Income Report research letter... you see how you too could also collect similar kinds of "no show" wealth.

Just like those wealth insiders.

Collect in your sleep. Collect long after you've retired. Collect from the front porch of your house on the beach... or the deck of your new sailboat or fishing cruiser.

How many times have you heard of someone who "sits on the board" of a half-dozen companies, raking in best stock option riches while he trolls the golf courses and knocks back champagne at top clubs and restaurants?

The simple strategy you'll find in your FREE reports and first issues shows you the simple formula for putting together as many multiple work-free "paychecks." Allowing you, too, to pile up lots of money that works so you don't have to...

Wealth That Never Retires

I call this kind of self-growing wealth "Legacy Income"...

In each issue of your trial subscription to the new Lifetime Income Report you'll find a second "Legacy Income" portfolio, designed to help you load up on this kind of wealth that can automatically continue to grow.

And no, don't think I'm just talking about the miracle of compound interest. That's an extremely powerful tool. But this is better. And it can work for you, much faster.

Einstein may have called compound interest "the most powerful force in the Universe"... but this is like compound interest on steroids.

And my new Lifetime Income Report will make it simple for you to learn how it works, should you choose to try this yourself.

Not just with how to collect this kind of "Legacy Income" over time... or the "Current Cash" we talked about... but also in a third way, with something I can only call "Special Income."

"Plan B Pension" Guaranteed Opportunity #3: "Special Income" Others Leave On The Table

What's "Special Income?"

It's the pile of income payouts other investors simply leave on the table.

These little-talked-about income payout opportunities don't come on a schedule. You won't read about them much in the paper either, until they're already doled out and it's too late to collect.

But when you can tap these "special income" opportunities... it can be like getting a surprise windfall... a bonus... even a check from a wealthy relative or a fat premium on the sale of a big asset, like a luxury car or investment property.

The companies that offer you this special kind of income usually get the money themselves from winning a piece of corporate litigation, making a major sale, having an especially good financial quarter, and so on... in an unexpected glut of cash.

Naturally "special income" opportunities are harder to spot.

But then, there's that old saying... "It's amazing how lucky I get when I work 16 hours a day."

In other words, to catch a fat "special income" payout, you need to stand in the right place at the right time. But if you let me do the research work for you, there's a good chance I can show you where to stand.

The third portfolio you'll find when you try my brand new Lifetime Income Report service is what I call our "Special Income Portfolio"... and it's where I'll line up "special income" opportunities on the brink of spilling cash into shareholder accounts.

That's three different kinds of potential lifetime income I can start revealing to you immediately, the moment you let me know you're ready to get started.

From the short to long term.

And only the highest quality opportunities I can find...

My Six Favorite "Plan B Pension" Income Streams Right Now

You'll find my six favorite "Plan B Pension" payout programs right now... in your free copy of The 10-Minute Retirement Recovery Plan: Six Easy Ways To Lock In Steady Income Checks For the Rest of Your Life.

This free report is just one of the three reports included with your instant "Plan B Retirement Library" bonus. And it's yours at no charge whatsoever, the moment you accept my invitation.

Here's a small taste of the kinds of wealth moves you'll find inside...

A North Carolina based "Plan B Pension" plan that's increased the size of its cash payouts to members every year since 1978 ― that's 30 years straight ― and that doesn't include the instant 5% gain you could make every time you use their zero-fee plan to pick up more shares

Easily the most popular "Plan B Pension" opportunity in America, this 39-year old company has sent its members cash "paychecks" each of the 458 months in a row… and they've bumped up the amount in those checks 51 times since 1994

A "Plan B Pension" plan that's handed out cash payouts to its members steadily every year for the last 38 years straight. And backed by a business that couldn't be safer, because they dominate 75% of the massive, worldwide market for the household product they make

A "Plan B Pension" plan that the London Financial Times is calling a kind of safe haven in the latest global financial storm. This one plan has steadily doled out bigger and bigger cash payouts to members, every year since 1997

A major play on the Brazil boom, with a "Plan B Pension" plan that could give you nearly double-digit income, with the safety of a solid energy company. This could easily be a way to pick streams of steady cash you can spend as you like

A "Plan B Pension" play so popular, it has over $3.8 billion in the program and offers regular cash payouts that are already 16% larger than they were in October of last year… for a total of nearly 12% payouts on every dollar you put in the program, regularly paid to your account.

Again, all six of these are fully detailed in your free copy of The 10-Minute Retirement Recovery Plan: Six Easy Ways To Lock In Steady Income Checks For the Rest of Your Life ― which you're welcome to download or have mailed to you, the moment you sign on.

I can't wait for you to try this for yourself.

The Simple Secret That Could Pay Your Retirement Millions

Of course, you don't need to wait until you get your free reports to see the evidence behind this approach. For instance, let's say you had used the "Plan B Pension" strategy to pick up 160 shares of Pepsi in 1980.

It would have cost you $4,000.

However, that amount would have automatically grown to over $300,000 by 2004, without you investing another penny. Not bad?

Now let's try the same with Philip Morris... starting with the same dollar amount, which would have amounted to 58 shares. By the time you'd finished, your $4,000 would have ballooned to nearly $600,000... and over 4,300 shares.

Without you putting in an extra nickel.

Here's another one. Say you put $5,000 into a company called Terra Nitrogen in 2003. That's 1,136 shares at the then-price of $4.40 per share. Today the share price has exploded to $110 per share. Pretty good. But the "Plan B Pension" income on top of that could have exploded your $5,000 into $151,026 in just five years.

Like I said, it's an almost perfect self-growing cycle.

Like a tree that waters and fertilizes itself.

Take a look at a few more...

One of the moves I've tracked since Jan. 2005 would have grown every dollar you put in 155%. Not bad. But make that same move using a "Plan B Pension" strategy and you would have more than tripled your money, for a total net gain of 244.8%. Much better

Another move I'm tracking has already issued enough "Plan B Pension" income checks... from 2003 until now... to cover double what it might have cost to get in... plus the shares in this one plan alone, over that same time period, also shot up another 329%. Even now, I see this as a steady income-payer for years to come

One more of the many possible "Plan B Pensions" I've just tracked has cranked up the size of the income it pays out with every single check, steadily for the last 10 years... already, had you started getting your checks in 1998, you'd collect nearly 40% more per check right now, above what you earned when just getting started. It's like getting an automatic pay raise that you don't have to lift a finger to earn.

Over the last 80 years, regular hot stocks for 2010 could have turned $10,000 into about $1,013,000. Fold in the kind of income that you can get with these kinds of "Plan B Pensions" and $10,000 grows to a dazzling $24,113,000.

And that includes results in all kinds of markets.

The Only Money Strategy That "Works" In Good Times or Bad

One study shows "Plan B Pension" companies can consistently double the gains other individuals get following the S&P 500 alone.

And not just in the "best" years, but over the period between 1970 and 2005... which included at least seven bear markets... a half-dozen wars and minor military skirmishes... on-again-off-again energy crises... countless rate hikes... and piles of political scandal...

In a down market, you'll see the market flock to "Plan B Pension" companies for cash. In up markets, "Plan B Pension" companies have even bigger cash piles to divvy up.

Even in a flat market, you can do well with a "Plan B Pension"... because it's the one way you can be sure that no matter what happens, you qualify to get paid.

Just looking at the last two decades, the kinds of moves you'll make with the "Plan B Pension" approach accounted for more than half of the total return on the S&P 500.

This is the best way to reward steady, cool-headed market players I know of.

And yet...

You'd Be Stunned to Discover How Many Americans Miss Out on This Simple, Wealth-Boosting Step

This is so easy to set up, you'd be shocked to find out how many Americans don't ever discover how to put "Plan B Pensions" to work. But don't let that stop you from getting started.

Send for your free "Plan B Retirement Library" reports.

Look over your first issues of the Lifetime Income Report.

You'll see how this can work for you automatically, in a self-growing cycle of income. And likewise, how you can also use this approach to tap a stream of "right now" cash.

Your first check could arrive within days of right now ― the next payout date as I write this is March 14, 2009 ― followed by as many as 38 checks, each and every year you decide to stick with this "Plan B Pension" strategy.

That's just the beginning.

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I hope you see why you need to seize this opportunity.

But just so we're clear on what you'd be giving up...

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And even at that price, I'd say that's an enormous value.

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For research that could quickly put thousands of extra dollars in pocket... money every month... not to mention up to 38 "Plan B Pension" payout checks this year alone...plus the potential for several hundred thousand dollars added to your retirement nest down the road.

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Just in case you still have any doubts, see if this helps you decide...

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Of course, you can look everything over and decide for yourself.

Just let me hear from you soon, before the next payout date ― March 14, 2009 ― comes and goes.

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